Look, I've been avoiding all this Tiger Woods business until I read a really great blog about it today on the heels of talking about "important" news stories I'd missed the last couple of weeks with my kid sister. While I had to google Adam Lambert (I don't Idol), I knew that Tiger'd been in a car accident. Megalomaniacal me said "nobody cares when I hurt myself" so I ignored it.
Then I started hearing about affairs, mistresses coming out of the woodwork, the wife chasing him with golf clubs and smashing windows. That's interesting, but no. I'm going to remain on my moral high ground and continue to ignore. I've lived through enough sex scandals to know that unless someone's been living under the bed in a dog collar, it's just fodder.
I told The Kid last night that if one of the mistresses was named Darshawnqa with long airbrushed nails and hair sculpture- then I'd be interested. But this morning I read this from one of my favorite blogs and I paused (and laughed at the video). But only long enough to write this post.
In conclusion, he's 33 years old and been playing professional golf since he was a teen. He hasn't had a life. Leave him alone. Who cares. Now I'm part of the problem, but enough is enough already. He likes pussy. Let him be. He's not the first or last professional athlete to cheat. I think the over arching statement of pro athletes should be that they're going to cheat on their spouses. The ones that don't- they're the exceptions. If I went from town to town with women throwing themselves at me- I'd probably be too tired to even play whatever game I'm getting paid for.
THAT IS ALL.